Central park

Your package is enroute to Brooklyn via central park. Please be patient.

MAKE SURE YOU SIGN FOR IT! If not it will be sent out again.

Upper west side

We're writing to inform you that Dru has been successfully shipped to the upper west side in a shoot for his green screen sketch.

A little wear and tear is to be expected.

On route via queens

We are happy to inform you that your Dru Johnston is en route to your
location on the upper west side via queens, seven train.

He's only mildly beaten up after overdubbing himself and his strange
voice. Still in decent condition.

Greenpoint

Dru Johnston has successfully arrived in the greenpoint. We will keep
you posted as to next transfer.

Dru

Sent from my iPhone.

We begin from home

This is to confirm that your package of one Dru has been scheduled to
ship out of bedstuy. He should be leaving in 15 minutes.

Thank you for choosing ups. If you have any questions tough love.